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As always we totally agree with our readers. You’re saying you want us to throw money to the masses and it’s done before you had even mentioned it. You say we should grant priviledges to avid readers and here they are, the first Sagesex Reader Awards in 5 categories. Finally your persistence pays.

The man/woman who should get a life

The award for the most avid reader goes to the person who provably visited sagesex.com the most times in the evaluation period. Our statistics bear it out and his comments show that he is actually reading closely. Congratulations to Joe! What is his secret? Well, he realized early on that it is an ingenious move to make sagesex.com your starting page in your browser, and then browse the Internet very, very often. A well-deserved winner!

The second best Spammer

The award for best spammer is unfortunately reserved for some anonymous artists who keep delighting us with hundreds of fantastic jokes every day, even though we mercilessly eradicate all of them. Props go out to our friends at ViagraCialis3000 and the Russian mafia. So it is that at least the second place remains for those among you who still write their comments with more or less real human brain. The award for the most manually written comments goes to Alex G. of evoconsultant.com with no less than 17 comments!

The richest swine

Just like Wikipedia, sagesex.com would not  be possible without the support of altruistic benefactors. Among our countless patrons one lover of the arts stands out for his special generosity. For no less than €45 in three selfless donations which must without a doubt have cost him the shirt off his back we say thank you to Superhorstboy2.0.

The Brainfart

Wise men say: Only quality brings fun. That is why his comments are always extra good. With knee-slappers like “Actually, I didn’t read the text. But I think you are quite cool.” the man whose names changes just as often as that of his non-periodical shagged himself into our hearts. Congratulations Hänsel “Dolphinman, Ray B. Lady, Robin le Maire, Sir Bubu” Jagger.

Choose your own winner: Roses, Goethe, Mozart

For the best single post there is unfortunately but one candidate because you are all such boring losers. We miss him so much. Please stalin, come back to us!

You were not in it? Don’t be sad you loser! Put more effort in it for the next Sagesex Reader Awards! So what do the winners win? A unique work of art: A hand signed and stamped 500 Dong banknote from the Sagesex Money Series that doubles as a certificate. So dear winners, please don’t hesitate to send us your address (to info at sagesex.com) or come see us and personally receive your prize.

You want that, too? OK, here’s the deal: For a donation from €5 upward (including valid address) we send you an original Sagesex Money Series Stamped 500 Dong note. From €50 upward it will be framed as well. But hurry up, because as soon as we leave Vietnam they will become rare and this unique testament of art history will be incredibly valuable. By the way: The Money Series goes on, becomes more horny and explodes!

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As always we totally agree with our readers. You’re saying you want us to throw money to the masses and it’s done before you had even mentioned it. You say...