How to lose friends and alienate people

Posted by julian on 26 April 2010

Executive Summary

How dare you, you swines? Only a fool or a whore would not choose his favorite khmer pop song!

Long Version

Dear useless ass cunt readers,

with trembling I had to find that all of you are ignorant swines. In my professional and infallible opinion our article Choose your favorite Khmer Pop Song is the best that has ever been created under God’s green sky. Unfortunately, this perfection is not reflected in the statistics. Shit happens. Yet the fact that only five of the millions of ignoramuses, whose boring, worthless life we sweeten with our daily high art, took advantage of our entertainment offer and actually used our latest technological innovation to chose their favorite music, not only speaks for either gross ignorance or mollusk-like stupidity on your part. I also see it as a personal insult. Of course, it is now too late for apologies. Nevertheless, I might reconsider banning you for ever from this website, should you be able to perform crawling on your knees, whimpering, and kissing our feet in a comment. The dirty rest of you I wish a hopefully short, and so slightly less miserable life.

Yours truly, Bernd “Barrack Obama” Sex, King of Thailand

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8 Responses to “How to lose friends and alienate people”

  1. Schmiedl says:

    Tags: …, Publikumsbeleidigung, Kunst, … xD

    Es gab nirgends nen Button zum auswählen – hat nicht irgendwer aus der sagesex-crew mal Informatik studiert?
    … web 2.0 interaktive Medien und so…

  2. Schmiedl says:

    ups ich entschuldige vielmals – Scripte von Fremdanbietern müssen natürlich erlaubt werden…

  3. Joe says:

    ich les den Eintrag nu schon zum 4ten mal.. 3mal mit verwirrter ernster miene.. und n 4tes mal mit lachkrampf.^^
    Nun wurde mir erst klar, es ist echt eine wahre Hohekunst der Beleidigung
    .. zumal es auf so unglaublich trivialem basiert :)

    Lehret uns Master!

  4. arthur says:

    jenau schmiedlowsky

  5. Mutti says:

    Julian, für diese Unflätigkeiten kriegst du zu Hause den Rohrstock. So nicht mein Freund!!!

  6. Kundun says:

    Da isser ja wieder der Humor… Ich habe jedenfalls abgestimmt. Ihr solltet, die die abgestimmt haben mit Privilegien belohnen.

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  8. Luzifer says:

    Meine Seite handelt auch über Publikumsbeleidigunge.

    Hier der Link:

    http://luzifer.cwsurf.de/wordpress/

    mfg

    Luzifer

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