Why Vietnamesians are the most annoying know-it-all dumbasses of them all

Posted by julian on 24 August 2010

Motorbiking is fun. Being a lonely wolf. Racing with the wind and the feeling that your under. The thrill when you break down – will you be able to fix it, will you need a mechanic? Suddenly: Vietnamesian! The bored grandpa must have spotted you from his window-sentinel. Now everything is lost. You do exactly know, you´ve got fuel, the sparkplug is fastened and it won´t do any good to kick the starter a hundred times. Now guess which three things the Vietnamesian grandpa is going to try first, after pushing you aside. Of course he does not speak one word of English and your gesticulations won´t argue him out of it. Naturally you could hustle the old know-it-all away. Baring violence you will not get him away from your machine. What a shame that violence against old people hardly fits the code of behavior accepted by the other 20 Vietnamesians gathered around you. Simply fleeing does not work either, otherwise you`d not be here.

There’s nothing to be done here. Get a coffee. Until the grandpa is finished kicking your bike one hundred times, two more self-appointed mechanics will have come out of the crowd for sure – with similarly good ideas. Well at least there are now three are of them; probably they won´t need much more to find the problem and fix it than you would have yourself. When they do they will yell at you in strange tongues and grab for fantastic amounts of money with their shrivelled little fingers, but then again you can simply drive on without having to pay any attention to them. The world can be so beautiful when it passes by at 80 km/h and is accompanied by deafening engine noise.

Tomorrow on sagesex.com: Read why Vietnam is the most beautiful country and the Vietnamese are the kings of world!

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